February 2012
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My parents agree about most things: which contestant to support on American Idol, which neighbors have the tackiest lawn ornaments, the importance of home maintenance. My mother agrees my father’s boss is out to get him. My father agrees my mother has better taste than he does and lets her pick out her own birthday presents.
Even when they seem to disagree, it’s really just another way of...
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Ocean Park No. 52 (II)
One of the first things I ever posted to this blog was a poem I wrote for a creative writing class about a painting at the art museum two years ago. Today, I returned to the museum with my German class. Our assignment was to pick a piece and write a paragraph on it, using at least 8 da-/wo- verbindungen. Being a fan of circularity, I naturally wrote about the same painting. It works better on a...
peanutandfriend asked: are you at mblgtacc this year?
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January 2012
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peanutandfriend asked: did you go to penny stamps yesterday? I thought it was one of the best ones, I usually hate them all on the principal that I could be doing something better with my time than watch the irrelevant speakers they bring. Also, your portrait is done :)
peanutandfriend asked: I approve of your music. It's a good pickmeup
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Culturally Conditioned and Genetically...
Why Not to Say, “ I Was Born This Way”:
1. It’s not true for everyone. Sexuality can change over time. Some people go through phases, and some people just want to experiment. That doesn’t make their experience any less authentic or worth defending.
2. It’s not true for anyone. We weren’t born “gay, straight, or bi, lesbian, transgender life”—those...
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I want a wolf t-shirt. I have wanted one since like 4th grade, or maybe even before that.
If I had a wolf t-shirt, I would pretend to wear it ironically, but really I would wear it because I think wolves are cool.
Turns out, I’d wind up in the middle of the Indian Ocean…kind of depressing.
nevver:
Have you ever wondered which part of the other side of the earth is directly below you?
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When political commentators warn that legalizing same-sex marriage in the US will lead to people marrying animals or objects, I secretly get excited that someday I might be able to marry pizza.
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"Love in all Directions: a Pizza Fanfic"
I wrote a fanfic today about my OT3. Tried to make it SFW, but it’s a little steamy.
1. Augie (Sausage)
She melted into him as he lost himself in her steamy sauce. The flames were burning higher and higher, and their coming together was as spicy as crushed red pepper. It was so good, so hot, so overwhelming. Za began to moan: “Oh Augie, I love—“
The alarm sounded, and Augie woke up. It...
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paleseptemberr asked: UGH. i tried to follow you from my new blog, but it didn't work, so then i tried to follow you from my old blog to see if there was a glitch but i was trying to keep it secret because i'm kind of embarrassed by it, but i'm still technically posting because my queue still has shit in it and FUCK.
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