February 2012
12 posts
4 tags
Space. 1969.: The 543's OSCARS 2012 DRINKING RULES →
pondsinplaid:
note: some of these are culled from other sources, such as Esquire or the Huffington Post.
Take a drink if:
-someone wears sunglasses inside
-someone thanks their gay partner, two if it’s political
-someone apologizes for their english, two if includes the phrase ‘not so good’
-someone…
1 tag
speaking of songs, here's new one:
Truth burns while it cleans like drowning in Listerine. You set yourself free, but it seems so mean. Truth burns while it cleans. I’m drowning in Listerine. You set yourself free, but how about me?
x Cold coffee’s broken rings on a magazine. Look up: blue light on ceiling, flashing from your television. It’s getting hard to breathe evenly. Find places to hide bad feelings: Coke bottles and cracks...
1 tag
figure 8
My roommate got me to go to this “open floor” last night—which is basically a hipster party where people read poems and play guitar and stuff. I said I’d go but not perform anything. But even just watching other people performing, I got anxious, so I left.
I spent five or six hours today practicing three songs, an hour of which I spent on same twenty second guitar solo....
2 tags
Ok, Ross Business undergrads, maybe I haven’t ever been a professional tennis player or had my startup featured in the Wall Street Journal my sophomore year, but Chipotle didn’t charge me for guacamole tonight, so I must be doing something right.
queerumich asked: Dear Dimeff, It would bedoing me a great favor if you could pump this blog to your followers. Love, Jordan
5 tags
spackle
My parents agree about most things: which contestant to support on American Idol, which neighbors have the tackiest lawn ornaments, the importance of home maintenance. My mother agrees my father’s boss is out to get him. My father agrees my mother has better taste than he does and lets her pick out her own birthday presents.
Even when my parents seem to disagree, it’s really just another way of...
1 tag
Ocean Park No. 52 (II)
One of the first things I ever posted to this blog was a poem I wrote for a creative writing class about a painting at the art museum two years ago. Today, I returned to the museum with my German class. Our assignment was to pick a piece and write a paragraph on it, using at least 8 da-/wo- verbindungen. Being a fan of circularity, I naturally wrote about the same painting. It works better on a...
peanutandfriend asked: are you at mblgtacc this year?
6 tags
2 tags
4 tags
6 tags
